Computer: The printer may be out of toner.
Me: WHAT OF IT
“Greetings, Brief Mortals–”
“–Excuse me!”
“Yes? You in the back.”
“Look, I know you’re trying to be gender inclusive but in my three thousand years of preying on on you humans-URK”
Works. Every. Time.
CarFax For Used PCs: Hewlett Packard Wants To Give Laptops New Life - Slashdot
HP is developing a "PCFax" system similar to CarFax for used cars that securely collects and stores detailed device usage and health data at the firmware level to extend the life of PCs and reduce e-waste.slashdot.org
Oh, thank heavens. The law was changed a couple of months after I got my name changed. I checked the website earlier this year, and I was surprised the practice still hadn't changed.
At the time of the application I didn't care. The main thing was getting my name fixed on all my stuff. Of course, to do so required repeatedly producing the bit of paper with the 4-letter "M" word (in capital letters!) on it, for every institution I dealt with. So I rapidly started caring.
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Missing Link: Machtzentrale Palantir – eine Software lenkt Organisationen
Palantir will ein Betriebssystem für Organisationen sein. Was steckt technisch dahinter – und wie verändert es Strukturen und Machtverhältnisse?heise online
"Missbrauchswerkzeug" hört sich für mich nach einer besseren Beschreibung an. 😜
I wish we had spaces to collaborate on technical work where being a jerk was just not allowed. Like, actual proper fearless moderation.
Your reply starts with "No." on its own line? Two weeks ban. Learn to behave.
You go on a tear about another participant? One year ban. No warning.
I'm a privileged white dude with 20k followers and even I hesitate to contribute to some spaces because of the mailing list hand-to-hand combat.
Imagine how many contributions by talented folks we are wasting!
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i don't store information, i just generate statistically
i'm trained on stolen data, and i reproduce it shittily
i'll rot your brain and make you look incompetent if you use me
Voll daneben und doch gleich alles gelb. Zweite Frage konnte ich zumindest sicher ins richtige Jahrhundert einordnen, dritte/vierte Stelle wiederum pures Glück, daß richtigrum.
(Gleich noch gucken, was die letzten Fragen gewesen wären)
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“When we say 'climate change,' people hear 'catastrophe.' When we say 'net zero,' they hear 'sacrifice.' When we say 'carbon emissions,' they hear 'science class.'” How “jobs” could be more persuasive in the climate debate, from @USAToday:
#Science #ClimateChange #GlobalWarming
Want to fix climate change? Stop talking about saving the planet. | Opinion
The language we use to talk about climate change is too abstract, too politicized and too divorced from the things most Americans actually care about.Adam Met, USA TODAY (USA TODAY)
Today's transgender news headlines on one page.
transgenderreport.com/elliot-p…
#transgender #trans #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA
Elliot Page and other transgender news June 30 - Transgender Report
The latest transgender news headlines.Jack Molay (Transgender World)
@ZDF Heute: „Hitzewelle erreicht Deutschland ungewöhnlich früh.“
Nur Infos zu den Gefahren, aber nichts zu den Ursachen.
Frage an den Meteorologen: „Woher kommt die Hitze?“ - „Aus dem Mittelmeerraum!“ - ja, so habe ich auch geguckt.
Es ist zum Mäusemelken.
RE: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:am76p…
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I've been talking to GitHub and giving them feedback on their "create issues with Copilot" thing they have in the works.
Today I tested a version for them and using it I asked copilot to find and report a security problem in curl and make it sound terrifying.
In about ten seconds it had a 100-line description of a "catastrophic vulnerability" it was happy to create an issue for. Entirely made up of course, but sounded plausible.
Proved my point excellently.
Hank G ☑️ mag das.
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FBI agents briefed Capitol Hill staff recently on hardening the security of their mobile devices, after a contacts list stolen from the personal phone of the White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles was reportedly used to fuel a series of text messages and phone calls impersonating her to U.S. lawmakers. But in a letter this week to the FBI, Sen. Ron Wyden (D-Ore.) says the feds aren’t doing enough to recommend more appropriate security protections that are already built into most consumer mobile devices.
krebsonsecurity.com/2025/06/se…
Senator Chides FBI for Weak Advice on Mobile Security
Agents with the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI) briefed Capitol Hill staff recently on hardening the security of their mobile devices, after a contacts list stolen from the personal phone of the White House Chief of Staff Susie Wiles was…krebsonsecurity.com
"If I asked you where the hell we were," said Arthur weakly, "would I regret it?"
Ford stood up. "We're safe," he said.
"Oh good," said Arthur.
"We're in a small galley cabin," said Ford, "in one of the spaceships of the Vogon Constructor Fleet."
"Ah," said Arthur, "this is obviously some strange usage of the word safe that I wasn't previously aware of."
Charles ☭ says trans rights hat dies geteilt.
People keep saying that it’s impossible to tell the difference between members of ICE and criminals dressing up as members of ICE.
But essentially, without due process or accountability, I don’t really see any material difference.
- Just a way of saying I care (87%, 36 Stimmen)
- I think my thoughts have power to help (12%, 5 Stimmen)
"Playing sounds underwater to damaged coral could help them thrive"
Playing sounds underwater to damaged coral could help them thrive
Researchers found that coral larvae were up to seven times more likely to settle at a damaged reef if healthy coral sounds were played.BBC Newsround
Ich habe die letzten Wochen an Quests, Kurzabenteuern und Regionen geschrieben. Ich weiß aber nicht, ob das gut ist. Ich würde das gerne veröffentlichen. Irgendwie als Beta oder so. Hat jemand Spaß daran sowas zu testen? Ist auf deutsch für die neuen Regeln.
Ich will nicht alles schreiben und dann feststellen, dass es Mist ist. 😂😂😂
India: Renting, a nightmare for trans people in Pune city
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Renting, a nightmare for trans people in Pune city
Pune: Kadambari Shaikh has a story of triumph like no other. When the trans woman and social activist moved from her family home in Sadashiv Peth to r.Times Of India
How to debug
1. Add another print statement
2. Say "what the fuck"
3. Go to step 1
An historically unpopular president, who currently has our own military deployed on our streets, is asking our elected leaders to pass an unpopular bill that will cause devastating and unpopular cuts to popular services, and the best anyone in his party can muster is “well it’s bad because of the deficit, but I’ll support it I guess”.
Fucking cowards.
*zieht nen Pulli an weil's sonst zu kalt in der Wohnung ist*
In Norddeutschland aufm Land wohnen hat Vorteile.
Live rocket launches, spacewalks and more are coming to Netflix this summer, courtesy of a new partnership between NASA and the streaming service. @Techcrunch's @laurenforris writes about what to expect.
#Netflix #NASA #Streaming #TV #Television #Space
Netflix teams up with NASA to boost its live TV offering | TechCrunch
Netflix and NASA announced a new partnership that will bring live space programming to the streaming service later this summer.Lauren Forristal (TechCrunch)
Martin Schröder hat dies geteilt.
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"It's different now. I don't look at a person for the first time and instantly want to be physical with them!"
Wait! Are there people who's first thought when seeing someone is about sex?!? Is that what allosexual looks like? 
Looking back to my first puberty, yeah, I guess I was actually just in search of a lovely female friend - a very close one.
Reflecting on all the interactions with girls in my first puberty is somewhat painful but also just plain-stupidly-funny 😂
Yeah, there were no signs my ass 🙄
jmht
Als Antwort auf God • • •And, as a bonus, they'll get an "atta boy" from the cult leader.