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This is my late bun, Fred, who passed away in 2021 at the age of 12, pretty old for a rabbit. He was a jolly little guy, and rather naughty, but he always improved my mood. I hope he can do the same for you.

#RabbitsOfMastodon



When I hang this toy on Jenks' head, it looks like he has pig tails.
#RabbitsOfMastodon


It's bizarre watching people realize slowly, in real time, that tech companies do not, in fact, have their backs.

They never did. They only pretended to because it was fashionable.

They would kill you and your entire family if it made their growth in profits increase by 0.1% this quarter, and they'd do it with a song in their hearts.

And they would do so without fear of prosecution, because they've basically bought out the entire political system through lobbying and can blatantly bribe Supreme Court Justices without consequence.

Why would they be incentivized to actually protect your privacy? Especially when your data is so valuable for growing their profits?

To a lot of business types, encryption isn't a question about privacy. It's about access controls. And they implicitly believe they get access.

So, too, will their buddies in the government.

You cannot, and should not, expect billionaires to have your backs. They don't give a fuck about you. They never will. Don't believe them.

cheetah_spottycat hat dies geteilt.

Als Antwort auf Soatok Dreamseeker

Today we heard the US government is planning to invest half a trillion dollars into an "AI Infrastructure" project.

Hey, didn't @matthew_d_green just write about this topic?

blog.cryptographyengineering.c…

Now, despite all the things we call "oracles" in cryptography, none of us can see the future. This is just the totally foreseeable consequences of the system as it existed yesterday.

I'd like to share a few thoughts on this matter.

The people should absolutely learn to break AI systems. I feel that this will become crucial to online privacy in the coming years.

But I also implore you to keep AI 0days secret. Don't disclose them publicly--especially to AI companies!

Feel free to share them privately with your friends (over E2EE chats) and only use them if they can help people.

And, to be clear, this is coming from Mr. "I drop 0day on my furry blog" himself.

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Als Antwort auf Soatok Dreamseeker

Remember: neveragain.tech

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Dear infosec 'professionals,'

Stop shitting on the IT team when there's an incident because we didn't/couldn't do everything perfectly. How businesses operate in the real world is completely different than your isolated test rooms. We're only human and even with all the tools to monitor and protect our environments there is a lot of ground to cover. Many of us are a one person operation.

Do not belittle my employees because they fell for a nicely executed scam. They already feel like shit. I will call you out on this at every turn and then treat my coworker to ice cream or the treat of their choice and make sure they are okay.

We know we got fucked and we are asking for help while doing internal damage control and mitigating things to the best of our abilities. Do not talk to us like we are computer illiterate cave people. We already know you are good at what you do, that is why you are here. Do not waste billable hours on calls autofelating yourself over how brilliant you are.

In summary, please act like a professional.

Sincerely,
IT Teams Everywhere

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GW bloat drones. I liked the faces emerging from the wounds on the abdomen. #miniatures
Als Antwort auf Doug in Oregon

OMG I read this as "GW blah blah drones" - I think I should go to bed XD But the paintjob is great. Just my brain is not braining XD



The very fact that there are people prepared to excuse or explain away an 'apparent' nazi salute by Elon Musk is becoming a clear indication of the trouble that politics is in right now.

The Nazis think he made a Nazi salute;

The Left also think he did!

but nonetheless there are people who think its was only an 'apparent' Nazi salute, who think somehow Musk meant something else, or if you're Musk all the coverage is a dirty trick campaign against him.

We are in a very wrong place!

#politics



Notarzteinsatz: Mann aß Knoppers schon um 9 Uhr der-postillon.com/2023/01/morg…


Today the second volume arrived. Since I have a hardcover edition of the first volume, I also bought the second one in hardcover.
I love well designed and produced books :squirrellove:



Posts from my music account are missing some metadata when I view them from here. Also my profile picture there never shows up when I load it from this server.

Mastadoonioans, any guesses why?

I have refreshed my cache, and tried from various clients.

#Mastodon #MastoHelp

Als Antwort auf Jen 🏳️‍⚧️🪕📓📖🤓

What metadata is missing when you view it here? What kind of server is the music account on?

Pictures sometimes get stuck in the old version but should get refreshed eventually when your server gets round to it.



Als Antwort auf Jonathan

Don't even need commentary.

aljazeera.com/economy/2023/2/2….

Als Antwort auf Jonathan

If it wasn't a Nazi salute why did ELON CENSOR IT OUT WHEN HE POSTED THE CLIP TO TWITTER.
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Seid ihr alle schon bereit, heute Abend eure Bürgerpflicht zu erfüllen und #aktenzeichenxy zu schauen?

Ich habe alle Türen und Fenster verriegelt und den Fleischklopfer als Waffe neben dem Bett stehen.

Und das Telefon natürlich, falls ich was weiß! 😜☝🏼

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@Engelsbaeckerei *stopft die harten Dinger in eine Socke, schleudert probeweise und nickt zufrieden*

Damit kann ich arbeiten. Danke. 😁

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Noch Kontext: Ich glaube, es handelte sich dabei explizit um die deutschen Occupy-Proteste, die von dieser Organisation, die auch als sektenartig bezeichnet wurde, heimgesucht wurde.

zusammenkunft.net/@Mela/113873…



I recall running legal triage at airports when Trump enacted his first Muslim ban. Now, as Trump returns to the White House, he enacts a Muslim Ban 2.0—just one of his 200+ Executive Orders. Most all of them are regressive and harm most all Americans. None of them bring down the price of eggs.

Here is a breakdown of some of Trump's most damaging EOs, and how we can respond.
qasimrashid.com/p/trump-signs-…



Human was trying to get a picture of my wonky whisker (@Satori ) but it was uncooperative 😁

#WhiskersWednesday #aDailyViolet

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Robert Habeck sieht in #Davos in manchen Entscheidungen Trumps auch eine Chance für Europa: „Wenn man in Amerika nicht mehr die Techniken der Zukunft bauen will: We are ready!“

Natürlich nicht mit einer neuen GroKo…

#wef25

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🎶When you’re alone and life is making you lonely you can always go to nap town.🎶
🎶When you’ve got worries , all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know
Nap town 🎶

#pets

#pets


#ReminderToSelf 🤔

#ScaledAgile is a useful *concept*. There is indeed such thing as 'vibrant scaled agile' in good organization structure plus culture. Something unique and tailored necessarily. And optimized, chiseled in better shape, maintained well.

Then there is #ScaledAgile the name. Here a sad story to tell. Whole flocks of developers adore #bikeshedding names and play #ideology #flamewars. Blind for the *essence* and rationale of the underlying concept, they reject it based on the name.

Als Antwort auf just small circles 🕊

over time i have utterly lost my agile religion. full apostate, now. you have to go along with the motions & jargon to get along in contemporary tech, but i just smile & laugh to myself at it the whole thing.
Als Antwort auf CausticMango

@causticmsngo yes, it is kinda crazy in a fun way if you are able to distance yourself from it.

PS. If you are not the one who monitors finance budgets seeing all of this waste 😅

A continuous rolling phenomenon.

Wasn't it biblical thing that said that language came to divide. 😁
People are masters of language, current society shows. 😬



"This dress doesn't have pock…"
"You're wearing a bra, right? What are you complaining about?"


Kostenlose Produktidee für alle Supimärkte hier auf Mastodon:

1. Suppengrün ist je super Sache, weil ich nicht viele Sachen kaufen muss, dass dann evtl. verdirbt, wenn ich doch eigentlich nur nen "Starterpaket"/Basis brauche.
2. Warum gibt's keine Soffritto oder Mirepoix-"Startersets"? Wie konnte diese Marktlücke übersehen werden? Ich will doch für ein bisschen Geschmack nicht gleich nen Blumenstrauß Selleriestangen in der Küche stehen haben, ich brauch nur 2-3 Stangen.

#food #protipp

Als Antwort auf Platypus

Nächstes Mal verlange ich Gebühren für mein Marketinggenie! ☝️🥸

(not for real, pls somebody do this idea!! 😭)



#Introduction Hi! Complete social media newbie here, taking my first steps into the fediverse. 👋

Interests:
🌱 Growing my own food
🍊 Making jams and pickles (just made my first marmalade!)
🖥️ Self-hosted tech / servers
🏃 Hiking adventures in northern England
🛞 Following the Wheel of the Year

Learning to live more intentionally. Very new to this platform and excited to connect with like-minded types.

#Seasonal #selfhosting #Gardening #AmIDoingThisRight

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@Engelsbaeckerei viele herzliche Danke! (A-level German was a long time ago, sorry!)
Als Antwort auf DownTheGardenPath

Welcome Rob! 👋

Growing your own food and making jams and pickles are very popular on here 😃

If you want help getting started there are lots of guides for beginners on the website at fedi.tips (especially in the Quick Start section). Feel free to ask if you want some help with anything specific!



Yoshon's judgement is very harsh 🥺🥺🥺🫣🙈

#DailyYoshon



@cstross
I do not like our version of the New Management.

I'm expecting any time now to see a notice in the Federal Register requesting bids for a contract to build a tzompantli on the Mall.



Als Antwort auf Sasha

The front horse looks very :neofox_woozy: and the side horse looks very :blobfoxevil:, especially with its penis out…
Als Antwort auf Sasha

I think the front one might also have one? The tail between the legs looks kinda like there’s something in front. That’s why it looks like it has six legs.

Honestly the drawing is not too bad, considering the artist probably has only seen and done art from the sides. The joke still works, of course!

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Just when you think he can’t be worse, another damning account of Pete Hegseth drops. This one hits close to home, coming from his own former sister-in-law. But will the GOP even care? My write-up: open.substack.com/pub/statusku…


Ich bin mir nicht sicher bei dem ganzen Rechts Quatsch in Deutschland ob ich meine Daten dort sichern wollen würde.

RE: social.opencloud.eu/users/Open…


🚀 Heinlein Gruppe gründet OpenCloud GmbH zur Stärkung des Open Source-Ökosystems in Deutschland 🇩🇪. @OpenCloud bietet sicheres, DSGVO-konformes File-Management und -Sharing und stärkt damit Europas digitale Souveränität.

Peer Heinlein betont: „Das digitale Ökosystem ist kritische Infrastruktur.“

🔗 Pressemitteilung: opencloud.eu/de/news/heinlein-…

#OpenSource #Cloud #OpenCloud #HeinleinGruppe #DigitaleSouveränität


Als Antwort auf MeTheFl👀fNextDoor ...

Sehe ich auch eher kritisch. Was nutzt schon gesetzeskonformität wenn die Falschen die Gesetze machen, oder für sich interpretieren. Der Trend geht klar zum Self-Hosting.


In Italy, questions arise with a stir,
As Meloni faces the burden to confer,
Libyan general freed,
War crimes take the lead,
A tale of justice, complex and a blur.

#GuardianLimerick #Italy #Libya #Africa #Europe

theguardian.com/world/2025/jan…



I'm noticing all the folks on here who are resisting by posting wholesome things. Not exactly ignoring the problems, just somehow managing to raise smiles whilst pointing to them. That's a real skill. It isn't easy to look at the world askance, and use humour as your weapon.

Basically, if you're on biege.party right now, you're providing a public service, perhaps without even realizing it.

The rest of us do need and appreciate those little timeline-cleansers.

Shitposters of the fedi, unite! ✊

Als Antwort auf The Sleight Doctor 🃏

Hi Clutha, welcome! 👋

There are lots of ways you can discover interesting accounts to follow:

fedi.tips/how-do-i-find-accoun…

There are also lots of ways you can make your own account more discoverable:

fedi.tips/how-do-i-get-more-fo…

Feel free to ask if you want help with anything, and there are also lots more guides for beginners at fedi.tips



so uh

does anyone have a bug tracker they don't hate?

we are seriously asking for recommendations and we are prepared to lower our standards, but we specifically want one that is only a bug tracker and not a code review tool

Als Antwort auf Irenes (many)

Looks like Best Practical still supports it.

It's one of those things that reminds me that you never know the impact small decisions may have. RT started as a project at Utopia, my web consulting firm back in the 90's. Jesse was a summer intern and asked if he could open source the work he was doing for us. And there it is, still supporting people 20+ years later.



Huh, what a totally accidental yet suspiciously specific bug that manifested itself in the code without any input from the developers!

the-independent.com/tech/insta…




So, we finally resolved our technical issue...and now have our account here up and running! Thanks to everyone who helped to make it happen. #TikTokRefugee Who else is over here? 😊
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Als Antwort auf The Universal Needs

Aww, great to hear! If anyone else wants help feel free to ask, am very happy to help anyone (especially new and non-technical people).

There is also lots of help for beginners on the website at fedi.tips (especially the Quick Start section at the top).



💸 Internationalen Widerstand unterstützen:
chuffed.org/project/fund-the-i…