Keep your friends close, your enemies closer and your plushies cloesest.
"images\Squichable\1316.jpg"
bsky.app/profile/timothysnyder.bsky.social/post/3lmsvkbpvik2g
1/4. On the White House’s theory, if they abduct you, get you on a helicopter, get to international waters, shoot you in the head, and drop your corpse into the ocean, that is legal, because it is the conduct of foreign affairs.
A cyclist named Van der Poel,
Had a fan throw a bottle to steal,
The fan felt remorse,
Turned himself in, of course,
Now justice will finally feel whole.
#GuardianLimerick #Cycling #Sport #France #Europe #Belgium
theguardian.com/sport/2025/apr…
Fan hands himself in after bottle thrown at Van der Poel during Paris-Roubaix
French justice officials have launched an investigation after Mathieu van der Poel had a plastic bottle hurled at his face during his win in Paris-RoubaixGuardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
Sensitiver Inhalt
#medieval #MedievalArt
Zu kalten Kriegen sind die leider nicht fähig, da würden wenigstens kein Menschen sterben.
There once was a fan, so bold,
Who threw a bottle, so I'm told,
At Van der Poel in the race,
It was a big disgrace,
Now he's in trouble, truth be told.
#GuardianLimerick #Cycling #Sport #France #Europe #Belgium
theguardian.com/sport/2025/apr…
Fan hands himself in after bottle thrown at Van der Poel during Paris-Roubaix
French justice officials have launched an investigation after Mathieu van der Poel had a plastic bottle hurled at his face during his win in Paris-RoubaixGuardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
Zverev gewinnt Auftaktmatch bei ATP-Turnier in München
Alexander Zverev gelingt in München ein kleiner Schritt aus der Krise. Er gewinnt sein Auftaktmatch gegen den Franzosen Alexandre Müller in zwei Sätzen.ZDFheute
N. E. Felibata 👽 mag das.
There once was a group named EU
Struggling to fill a gap that grew
USAID reduced, budgets got sliced
Their task is now to be precise
Hoping for help from friends to come through.
#GuardianLimerick #Aid #Society #USAID #Europe
theguardian.com/global-develop…
EU will struggle to fill gap left by USAID as European countries cut their budgets
NGOs warn of ‘some difficult years’ ahead as increasing humanitarian needs meet shrinking financesJennifer Rankin (The Guardian)
There once was a race to rearm,Europe's defense faced an alarm,Instead of tanks and guns,They fought with clicks and runs,Online battles causing much harm.
#GuardianLimerick #Technology #Europe
theguardian.com/commentisfree/…
Europe’s race to rearm is pointless if its adversaries are waging war online
Ireland holds the algorithm off-switch. Ursula von der Leyen must force Dublin to use it says civil liberties campaigner Johnny RyanJohnny Ryan (The Guardian)
Daran sollte eine frei demokratische Gesellschaft arbeiten. Macht aber keine, da keine Gesellschaft stark genug dafür wählt geschweige denn sich dafür einsetzt.
Plushies are not for collecting, they are for cuddling.
"images\Jellycat\1147.jpg"
There once were some floods and storms bold
That caused great distress, we are told
Over 400,000 in plight
Facing nature's fierce might
In Europe, their stories unfold
#GuardianLimerick #Spain #Europe #Environment #Flooding #Wildfires
theguardian.com/environment/20…
Deadly floods and storms affected more than 400,000 people in Europe in 2024
European State of the Climate report ‘lays bare’ impact of fossil fuels on continent during its hottest 12 months on recordAjit Niranjan (The Guardian)
Außerdem sind die zwei Sätze positives lächerlich. Das auch die Städte auf Katastrophen vorbereiten ist nicht gerade aufmunternd, besonders da es durch richtiges Vorgehen hätte verhindern werden können.
Ob die Mehrheit rechtzeitig begreift, dass sie sich selber retten könnten, statt in den Bauch zu schießen?
In Kyiv, the soldiers appeared so brave,
Captive but resolute, not to cave,
Facing the press with poise,
Showing courage in noise,
Their strength and honor they gave.
#GuardianLimerick #Ukraine #Europe #Russia
theguardian.com/world/2025/apr…
Ukraine war briefing: Captive Chinese soldiers appear before the press in Kyiv
Republicans increase pressure on Trump after 35 killed in Sumy, with US president calling for ‘death and destruction to stop.’ What we know on day 1,147Guardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
In Ukraine, a message was sent clear
From Chinese soldiers, captives in fear
"Don't join in this war
It's not what you're fighting for
Stay away, don't shed a single tear"
#GuardianLimerick #Ukraine #Europe #Russia
theguardian.com/world/2025/apr…
Ukraine war briefing: Captive Chinese soldiers appear before the press in Kyiv
Republicans increase pressure on Trump after 35 killed in Sumy, with US president calling for ‘death and destruction to stop.’ What we know on day 1,147Guardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
Can I interest you in this plushy guy?
"images\Jellycat\Jellycat ~ Three peas in a pod.jpg"
Sensitiver Inhalt
In Hungary, a ban has been found
On LGBTQ+ gatherings, profound
People march in the streets
Their pride never retreats
For equality, their voices resound
#GuardianLimerick #Hungary #Europe
theguardian.com/world/video/20…
Thousands take to the streets in Hungary as the country bans LGBTQ+ gatherings – video
Backed by the prime minister, Viktor Orbán, and his rightwing populist party, Fidesz, the amendment passed on Monday along party lines, with 140 votes for and 21 againstGuardian staff reporter (The Guardian)
There once were students in Denmark detained,
After an Uber driver dispute gained.
They were caught in a mess,
In a foreign address,
But soon they'll be free, unchained.
#GuardianLimerick #Denmark #Ohio #Uber #Europe
theguardian.com/us-news/2025/a…
US college students detained in Denmark after alleged Uber driver dispute
Two students traveling on spring break were arrested and charged with assault in Copenhagen, police sayLéonie Chao-Fong (The Guardian)
Overweight labs helping research impact of obesity on dogs
By Stephen Clarke
Researchers are looking for overweight golden retrievers and labradors to take part in a study on dog health.
abc.net.au/news/2025-04-15/qld…
#Dogs #VeterinaryMedicine #Obesity #StephenClarke
University of Queensland researchers to study impact of obesity on dogs
ABC News provides the latest news and headlines in Australia and around the world.Stephen Clarke (ABC News)
They look cute.
"images\plueschtier.de\1122.jpg"
Einmal Weltall und zurück. Blue Origin, die Firma des Tech-Milliardärs Jeff Bezos macht’s möglich. Stars wie Katy Perry sollen den Space-Tourismus ankurbeln.
Einmal Weltall und zurück. Blue Origin, die Firma des Tech-Milliardärs Jeff Bezos macht’s möglich. Stars wie Katy Perry sollen den Space-Tourismus ankurbeln.
Stephanie_Leonhard
Als Antwort auf ZDF heute (inoffiziell) • • •